After going north to ride on one of the most incredible trail systems Idaho has to offer I went south to ride with another group in Baja Mexico.
What a trip! It started in Ensenada, went over to San Felipe, back up to the Famous Mike’s Sky Ranch and ended up back on the coast a bit south of Ensenada.
I took a few pictures but was limited on camera use because I was putting guys back on their bikes and laughing my butt off during the whole 350 mile ride! I guess I should have gotten a clue on the first night at dinner when after a few Cervezas some of the guys started betting who would be first to San Felipe. There was some serious trash talking going on at that table as the night wore on with the Margaritas and Cervezas flowing. It got me to thinking, we have 11 riders starting this trip, how many will we have three days from now……………
The first day started out well enough as people got used to the area and riding conditions in a whole new country and type of riding. Then it started to turn ugly as guys settled in and started to pick up the pace. The flat wide farm roads turned upward and headed into the Pine Forest that a lot of people never knew existed in Mexico. The roads got smaller, steeper, twistier and more fun. The grins got wider as the roads got more challenging and the speeds crept higher.
We all know what happens when you get a bunch of guys on motorcycles together and headed down the road in the same direction. Yup, a race broke out! Well, not really a race but when you are having that much fun you just can’t let the guy in front of you get away or the guy behind pass you. So when the speeds go up it usually means someone is going down. As I rode along watching this unfold I noticed a few places where the slide marks and tire tracks were getting closer to the edge of the road. Then I see my first little tip over. Nothing big, just slowed down for the sandy section and had the bike knife in a plow in the sand. Up and going with no injury and no damage. Then another slide out, but up and going with no problems. Now if you notice I am not mentioning any names here to protect the guilty.
I head down the trail several miles and see several riders stopped with bikes on the kickstands. I am thinking one of the bikes must have broke down because no one is in a big hurry or waving their arms like someone is hurt. Then I round the corner to see what the riderless bikes were doing there. The riders were off the trail trying to help a buddy pull his bike out of a tree and back onto the road. Our rider who shall remain nameless was ok and the bike was up and running once we straightened a couple of things and got it restarted.
Lesson to be learned from this should have been that those Mexicans are sneaky. They will make all these awesome sweeping roads that let you pretend you are Jay Springsteen and then throw in a 90 degree turn to see if you are paying attention. Let me tell you this was not the last time someone would be caught sightseeing on a 90 degree corner.
We roll on and encounter more of the same until we start to descend out of the pine forest and get down to more traditional Mexico riding in flatter, faster, rockier and sandier roads. A couple more guys get caught by a 90 degree corner with deep sand and tip over with the luxury of landing in deep soft sand. We eventually tie into the Baja 1000 race course that has been marked for the race in a couple of weeks and get to ride part of it while watching over our shoulders for Trophy Trucks or Class 1 cars that run some of these roads at speeds in the 60 to 100 mph range.
We finally stop at a place often referred to as the 7/11 store. Basically it is a shack with a trailer next to it and a few very skinny dogs and some chickens. But the old timer there sells snacks, Soda and beer. We are greeted by the dogs as we get off the bikes and remove our helmets for a break. We drink some warm soda have a few snacks and talk to “Jose”. He is the old timer that runs this place that has been in this location since he relocated here in 2000. We gathered this information through Tom who spoke Spanish and asked Jose a few questions. It seems that Jose is 91 years old and his eyesight is failing.
Back on the trail we head for our destination, San Felipe. We made it without too much trouble as long as you don’t count a couple of suspected broken ribs too much trouble. Sorry Stacy, I didn’t see your crash and didn’t know you might have broken some ribs until that night. So our 11 rider group was now down to 10 as Stacy wisely elected to ride along in the truck.
I heard someone say (maybe Phil) that there had been so many crashes that they were going to get a trophy for the best “Lawn Dart” crash.
On our way into San Felipe we spotted a Fireworks stand on the side of the road and this group couldn’t resist. It seems Tom likes to watch displays and hear loud booms. He bought a bag full of stuff they called “Fireworks”. Let me give you a little heads up, not one single thing in this bag would be legal back in the States.
Of course there were the normal bottle rockets, but Tom didn’t stop there, he kept going until he had purchased a couple of everything that shot up and exploded in the sky. I am pretty sure a couple of those things could be used as boosters for the space shuttle. Then of course he had to have the little red sticks that looked like small versions of dynamite. The box was labeled with a name I don’t remember but I am pretty sure it was the GRANDE 2000 or something like that. I was looking forward to seeing those suckers go off.
After dinner, which by the way was much more subdued than the first night probably due to the mileage ridden (about 160) the fun began. After the right amount of alcohol was consumed the “fireworks” showed up on the beach just outside the bar. Of course restraint was not part of the plan so the boys started out with the Shuttle boosters. They were spectacular and usually the kind we only see on the 4th of July when we watch our local city put on a display. One word of caution though, quality control is not high on the priority list when they are purchased at the local roadside stand. Some of the fuses were normal and some were instantaneous. So quickly the method became light it and RUN!
Whenever there was a spare minute between shuttle launches one of the GRANDE 2000’s got lit. I am no expert on explosives but I was beginning to think these things had to be somewhere in the neighborhood of ½ a stick of dynamite! Those things rattled the doors and windows in the bar. They were being set off on the beach and could be heard a long way down the road past the bar, motel buildings and the parking lot. Yet no one in the bar paid much attention or called any cops. I found this business as usual attitude refreshing from our normal reaction to extremely loud explosions.
Even the small bottle rockets were quickly turned into a spectacle when someone came up with the idea of putting a whole package in a glass and lighting them off all at once. It was fun to watch as each guy took his turn lighting and running for fear of one of them going in his shirt or hair before he could get away. Mission accomplished, we didn’t take anyone to the hospital that night.
The next couple of days were blessed by rains that had covered the area west of us while we were in San Felipe. So the ride to Mike’s Sky Ranch was awesome. Some of the route was perfectly watered like someone had driven a water truck ahead of us. The roads were rolling, twisty and moist. The grin factor went up and so did the speed. With the newly watered ground I could see the track from each bike in front of me. I observed several turns with a track or two going right to the very edge. I could only imagine the grins from ear to ear when one of those track makers saved it at the last minute. Of course there were a couple that went a bit too far and had to recover from slightly off the road and I could imagine the sigh of relief from each of those track makers. I watched one of those track makers named Jesse ride right to the edge and then a bit more. He ended up in a small drainage ditch next to the road by the time he got stopped. With his heart pounding I am fairly certain. I could see the grin in his helmet as I rode slowly by and gave him the thumbs up for the save.
The final day was a trip from Mike’s Sky Ranch to the coast that included some spectacular views of mountains, valleys and finally the Pacific Ocean as it came into view for the first time. The ride was now in its third day and the mood had changed from race your buddy to maintain and not fall off as people began to tire. The one exception might have to be Phil, remember mister “Lawn Dart” trophy guy. I happened to be following him when he failed to negotiate a corner that had a small rock wall on the outside of the turn. He clipped it, swapped with feet going over the bike into a flying W until he and the bike touched down while going sideways. That started the barrel roll of both him and the bike with Phil leading the way. When Phil and the bike came to a stop they were both on the other side of the road, down the hill and luckily in the sand. Once I rolled up and found out Phil was ok I laughed my butt off while explaining to him how he looked during the whole episode. We had to loosen the bars and levers to get them straight and away we went with Phil no worse for wear. Next stop, the coast or wherever the next crash occurs……………..
When we hit the coast we stopped to take in the view and take some breath taking pictures of everyone with the coastal background. It is truly awesome each time you see it and doesn’t matter if it is the 1st time or the 10th time. We rode the coast for miles until it was time to turn inland and head for the road that would lead us to the trucks for the trip home.
When we arrived at the trucks to load the bikes, lunch had been set up by the support crew. After a roadside lunch and loading the bikes we headed for the border to cross and drop everyone off at the hotel to say our goodbyes as everyone headed for home.
It was great trip, new acquaintances, great riding and never ending source of entertainment by everyone in the group. I hope sometime we can do it all again and until next time I will remember these guys at certain points along these routes when I ride by them again.
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