#33 Articles

Thursday
Jul302015

OMG a BFF Ride

I got invited on a trail ride with a few guys in Montana. I was the youngest one in the group at 57 yrs young with the oldest being Montana John and his odometer is just about to roll over to 70.

The original BFF group consisted of Matt, Doug, Tim and Ron who was the designated ride leader on this ride since he knew the area best. These four were all hovering around the 60 thousand mile mark on their odometers. I found out these guys have known each other since their school days and have been friends through all these years. They still get together to ride motorcycles and enjoy each other’s company. It seems Montana John being almost 10 years older was an honorary member of the group after stumbling into the right motorcycle shop years ago. He met Matt who after some twists and turns in life runs his own shop called TWO WHEELZ in Butte, Montana.

The ride was very challenging and in a beautiful setting outside of Butte. We rode on a Wednesday and didn’t expect to see much trail traffic. It was a good thing because we rode some awesome singletrack with rock side hills, small creek crossings, superb wooded side hills and an occasional bridge leading to a LOT of switch backs. Well you probably know what switch backs mean, yup, steep climbs. It seems everyone did pretty well with the occasional mishap that would have someone picking up, kick starting or getting another run at the uphill turn.

The exception was Montana John. It seems he has a switch back limiter kind of like a rev limiter, after 3 or 4 he is ready to find another trail. Therein lies the problem, each trail led to another trail that led to more switch backs. The riding area is fantastic but so steep there are going to eventually be switch backs on just about any trail. MJ soldiered on and rode until he was pretty much “used up” to quote him. He still never quit and never turned around, pretty amazing at 70 yrs of life experience. We took a few breaks and helped him with some of the tight difficult turns and he made it to the top.

It was well worth the effort because the views were amazing! After a short rest to catch his breath rest and recover MJ even enjoyed the scenery, although he said, “been there done that, won’t do it again!”.   So I made sure to take some pictures of him up there so he could mount them on the wall sort of like a trophy. 9,000+ feet is an accomplishment for most riders.

We made our way down the hill while taking in the views, the photos just don’t do it justice. Still, MJ was not happy with the switch backs going down but had a MUCH easier time using gravity instead of fighting a losing battle with it.

When we got back to the trucks, changed clothes and loaded the bikes that’s when the beer, water and snacks appeared. The group hung out and B.S.’d for a while with no hurry to rush off since they had just spent the day with their BFF group and were in no hurry to call it quits. I could tell each guy appreciated their ride and time together. Our ride leader Ron was shaking his head quietly saying he didn’t remember that many switch backs the last time he rode it. I believe you Ron, but give MJ a few weeks he will come around.

#33

“It doesn’t matter where you ride, what matters is who you ride with”

 

Tuesday
Jul142015

Wing Sporting....Say What?

 

We went out for a ride the other day on a borrowed Honda Goldwing. I don’t know how it happened but we ended up on a gravel road doing a bit of exploring. As I rode along I began to wonder, if you take a Goldwing off the pavement is it considered dual sporting or is it a new sub group of riding, maybe “Wing Sporting”.

Anyway it was a lot of fun exploring at such a slow pace to actually see everything because I was being very cautious with Montana John’s bike. Also I was pretty sure if I dropped that monster I wouldn’t be able to pick it up!

We survived and rolled into the gas station with the low fuel warning light lighting up rather brightly, am I lucky or what! Saw some beautiful scenery both on and off road and had a great time. Montana has some great riding.

#33

‘The journey of a thousand miles begins by putting it in gear’

 

Monday
Jul062015

Happy 4th Celebration...Montana Style

Happy 4th Celebration

 The new mobile ghetto now has its fist 1000 miles on it and is anchored in Helena, Montana at Montana John’s house.  MJ (Montana John) has a place here in Helena along with a bunch of motorcycles, from modern to vintage so obviously it is the perfect place to begin a riding tour.

Having arrived on July 3rd it turned out to be a great place to watch a 4th of July celebration. I can’t remember the last time I enjoyed watching people celebrate the 4th of July so much. Montanans go all out to celebrate living in the USA! The celebration started with a few fireworks in the neighborhood we watched from and continued until the city’s official display fired up. But since REAL fireworks are legal in Montana, even the stuff that launches into the air to light up and explode, the locals just about matched the city display. I couldn’t sit down to watch because there was a 360 degree display going off around me that had my head on a swivel to take it all in. Simply amazing! These guys know how to celebrate. I saw dads everywhere lighting stuff that launched into the air for their kids while being responsible and keeping the kids at a safe distance, parenting and teaching at the same time, imagine that!

The next day we woke up to cool weather and overcast skies but decided to go for a dual sport ride anyway. MJ and I fired up the bikes and headed for the hills. We made less than 20 miles and I was freezing my butt off! Fortunately MJ took pity on me and turned the route toward town to shorten the time he had to listen to me snivel about being cold.  Good call because we were back at his house for about an hour or so when it started to rain! Perfect, tomorrow we ride newly watered trails!!!

#33

“To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while”

Wednesday
Jun242015

#33...On The Road Again

THE MOBILE GHETTO

 

Well summer is here so it must be time to hit the road to find a few new trails and riding partners. We are about to load up the KX and the KTM to go looking for a few new places and people to ride with. This trip should be more like a vacation and less like the Beverly Hillbillies on tour. The reason is the new/used mobile ghetto, (an 09’ 5th wheel toyhauler), should make this trip more like staying at a resort as opposed to camping!

 

I sure forgot how much time and setup it takes to prepare a vehicle to be road worthy. There are about a million things to check, attach, modify, move, improve and just learn about on a new vehicle. So I have spent the past week with a tape measure, drill, screw gun, and a myriad of other tools whipping this bad boy into shape. I think the last thing I should have to do is attach granny’s rockin’ chair to the top and get a bit of rope. Is that banjo music I hear?

 

#33    aka Jethro

 

“Today is the youngest you will ever be, live like it”

 

 

Thursday
Jun112015

Tire Installation Made Easy

 

  Tire Installation Made Easy

I was recently introduced to the ‘Baja No Pinch Tool’.  Having tried it on a rear tire installation in my garage (not on the trail) I can say it works as advertised. If you are tire install challenged and have to worry about pinch flats, then this could be the answer. It could make your tire changing worries all but disappear! 

It appears to be a very sturdy tool and should last a life time. It weighs approximately 2.5 lbs with the extra aluminum axel sizers to fit any axle. This makes it a great garage tool but less attractive out on the trails.

On my very first attempt the ‘No Pinch’ made putting the tire on the rim very easy with almost no chance of pinching the tube without the use of tire irons.  You must remember this is an installation only tool so you will need your tire irons to dismount the tire. That is what makes me classify the ‘No Pinch’ as a garage tool as opposed to a trail tool.

Also, it is much easier to understand how to use it if you look at their  ‘bajanopinch.com’  website. The written instructions that come in the box were not easy for me to use as a guide. But then again I am not tire install challenged, but I am written instruction book challenged.

Go change a tire so you can go riding!!!

 

#33

“Your Attitude is like a flat tire, you will never get anywhere until you change it.”